August 2009
1 post
Can't Believe I'm Re-Living This Nightmare
org.springframework.beans.factory.access.BootstrapException: Error executing bootstraps; nested exception is org.codehaus.groovy.runtime.InvokerInvocationException: java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: PermGen space
at org.codehaus.groovy.grails.web.context.GrailsContextLoader.createWebApplicationContext(GrailsContextLoader.java:74)
at...
June 2009
1 post
“grails -suck-my-balls —force”
May 2009
5 posts
“When everyone found out, they thought ‘Well, I guess we misjudged that...”
Omg().iSuck(donkeyBalls)
public class Omg {
public void iSuck( int val ) {
System.out.println( "val is " + val );
}
public static void main( String[] args ) {
Integer donkeyBalls = null;
new Omg().iSuck( donkeyBalls );
}
}
OMG this is beautiful
10:50:01 disk008-000 0.00 0.00 207.65 1186.98 207.65
disk008-016 0.00 0.01 207.98 1186.98 207.98
11:00:01 disk008-000 0.00 0.00 201.60 1150.83 201.60
disk008-016 0.00 0.00 201.92 1150.83 201.92
11:10:01 disk008-000 0.01 0.03 208.28 1189.39 208.29
disk008-016 ...
Twitter is down for maintenance.
WHAT’S UP TUMBLR?!?!?!?!
April 2009
11 posts
// The getProfile method below will cause you brain damage. It uses a
// servlet continuation, makes a JMS call, and uses XML serialization.
// It also behaves differently depending on the values provided for
// userId, requestingUserId, and profileMap which can carry a third
// parameter, the username of the user whose profile we'd like to load.
// Below, we're hoping to load the profile data...
Groovy is fucking retarded.
def included = ['java.lang.String','java.lang.Integer','java.lang.Float']
if( java.lang.Float.getClass().getName() in included ) {
println("makes sense");
} else {
println( "GROOVY IS FUCKING RETARDED" );
}
Class.getClass().getName <— java.lang.String
‘java.lang.Float’ <— org.codehaus.groovy.runtime.GStringImpl
Therefore, the ‘in’ doesn’t...
grails install-plugin jms
Five fucking minutes… then a compiler error. If it worked as advertised it wouldn’t be so bad. It never works as advertised.
Reading [acegi] plug-in info … Reading [activemq] plug-in info … Reading [amazon-s3] plug-in info … Reading [aop] plug-in info … Reading [app-engine] plug-in info … Reading [applet] plug-in info … Reading [audit-logging]...
There’s a GWT plugin for Grails. That’s like Air Supply going on tour with Wham.
You know it's a good taqueria when...
* There’s a big blue letter “C”, “D”, or “F” from the health department in the front window.
* Water is free, served out of a plastic Igloo cooler next to the register.
* There’s a jukebox with an impressive catalog of ranchera music and nothing else.
* No credit cards accepted.
* Options are “regular” and “super”,...
February 2009
5 posts
Joel Spolsky rant... →
This is great.
January 2009
1 post
How to be a hacker in 2009:
Create an HTML form.
Post it online.
Wait for people to find it and provide you with their usernames and passwords because nobody can resist a login form these days.
December 2008
1 post
jquery
i have something nice to say. i like jquery. http://jquery.com/
better than GWT (duh), better than YUI (duh), better than DOJO (duh), even better than prototype/scriptaculous (that was a surprise initially since i’ve always liked prototype and still do).
the jquery hype isn’t hype.
btw, you aren’t actually using GWT are you?
November 2008
4 posts
I’m not in a hurry.
“As an International Peace Queer, I believe that world peace is the...”
– Todd Snider, recent interview
i need an agile coach... and a second butthole.
i’ve been spending this week looking for new gigs and this agile shit has got to stop. i’ve read way too many job posts from teams exalting their “agile coaches”. some people wouldn’t attempt to count their own balls without first consulting said coach lest they come up with the wrong count… or even worse, get the count right but approach the process in some...
New Business Idea →
I’m going to start bagging up dogshit and selling it to SpringSource. I will make lots of money.
October 2008
7 posts
Sucks Sucks Sucks
Here’s a simple Groovy program with a bug in it:
class Sucks {
def property1
def property2
Sucks( property1, property2 ) {
this property1 = property1
this.property2 = property2
}
}
def s = new Sucks('a','b')
See, I forgot a ‘.’ between ‘this’ and ‘property1’ in the constructor:
angryprogrammer@host:~/$ groovyc...
September 2008
8 posts
what?!?!
Imagine how you would feel if you ran a Ruby program and got an error back from the Perl interpreter. This is only slightly better.
% groovy PaginationControlTests.groovy Caught: java.lang.VerifyError: (class: PaginationControlTests, method: testEmptySet signature: ()V) Expecting to find object/array on stack
what the fuck kind of programming language is... →
another reason. →
this is a new feature? OMFG.
one of many reasons i hate osx →
i really prefer to have a windowing system that has some configurability built into it. i’ve found osx to be the most inflexible option out there. it you like what you get out of the box you’re okay and if you don’t you get lectured by ui designers about how wrong you are and how much you don’t really need things to work the way you like them too. i’m getting too...
August 2008
10 posts
youhavegotobefuckingkiddingme
2008-08-15 13:05:33.256:/reviews:INFO: Initializing Spring root WebApplicationContext
[4] spring.GrailsRuntimeConfigurator [RuntimeConfiguration] Unable to perform load beans from resources.groovy
org.codehaus.groovy.runtime.InvokerInvocationException: groovy.lang.MissingPropertyException: No such property: com for class: resources
at...
sometimes grails likes to hide the names of my...
Running 43 Unit Tests… Running test SolrQueryBuilderTests… null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS Running test ProductListRequestUtilTests… null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS null…SUCCESS Running test SolrProductQueryTests… null…SUCCESS...
Indecipherable
java.lang.NullPointerException at org.codehaus.groovy.runtime.InvokerHelper.invokePogoMethod(InvokerHelper.java:778) at org.codehaus.groovy.runtime.InvokerHelper.invokeMethod(InvokerHelper.java:758) at org.codehaus.groovy.runtime.ScriptBytecodeAdapter.invokeMethodN(ScriptBytecodeAdapter.java:170) at...